Event: Strange Travelers

This event has ended and is no longer available. This event was available from only on April 1st, 2011.

Event: Strange Travelers			Req. Level:
Starts with Ernmass		Ends with Ernmass
Steps to Completing:

1.	Talk to Ernmass at the Inn on April the 1st, 2011.

2.	Obtain 5 Iron Ore and 1 Copper Ore.

3.	Talk to Ernmass at the Inn.

4.	Obtain 3 Kobold Slingshot Bullets.

5.	Talk to Ernmass at the Inn.

Reward

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Title PWND by GLaDOS   Combine Helmet or   Headcrab Fiona only:   Crowbar Evie only:   Crowbar Staff Lann only:   Twin Crowbars

Story Dialogue

Ernmass is concerned about something. Go see him at the Inn.

Ernmass Never seen anything like... (Ernmass appears to be distracted by something.) Ernmass Oh, thank goodness you're here. There's a very strange... Well, there's a... (Ernmass points to something in the corner.) <Sylas>, can you help me? (As you turn to look, you see something that you've never seen before. A...box?) Voice of GLaDOS Aperture Science Test Chambers not detected. Designated volunteer test subject not detected. Unsafe levels of sharp objects and bare skin detected. Catastophic [sic] portal malfunction probable cause. Scanning for surrogate volunteer... (The box appears to address you directly.) Thank you for volunteering for today's enrichment exercise. Aperture Science appreciates your willingness to advance the cause of science at your own personal risk. As part of your volunteer duties, you are entrusted with the transport of the Aperture Science Weighted Companion Cube. The Cube will accompany you as you liberate 5 Iron Ore and 1 Copper Ore from local life-forms. Lethal force is strongly encouraged. Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the end of the testing period.

Obtain 5 Iron Ore and 1 Copper Ore and bring them to Ernmass at the Inn.

Ernmass What's all this? Is this what the...thing...was asking for? Well, in that case, please give them to me. I'll make sure it gets them. [If you select "Keep"]: Ernmass Oh, do you need those? Sure, sure. I just hope that thing understands... [If you select "Give"]: [[File:{{{npc}}} (NPC Icon).png|text-bottom|35px]] [[{{{npc}}}]] Delivered [[5 Iron Ore|5 Iron Ore]] [[File:{{{npc}}} (NPC Icon).png|text-bottom|35px]] [[{{{npc}}}]] Delivered [[Copper Ore|Copper Ore]] (Ernmass sets what you brought on the Voice of GLaDOS) Voice of GLaDOS Oh. You're alive. Hello. Congratulations on completing the test. Your cooperation is refreshingly unexpected. I hope retrieving this items was...violent. Have you bonded with the Weighted Companion Cube? You must dispose of it now. I think I saw a fire outside. Well, I must be going. Science to do, test subjects to...replace. The gentleman arriving shortly will have your cake. You earned it. You murderer. (The Voice of GLaDOS slowly disappears.) Ernmass What in the world was all that? Well...thanks for your help, anyway. The Heavy Dang!! This is not Red Base! Ernmass !? The Heavy Engineer say teleporter fixed now. Strange women voice say I should use. Now I am stuck in strange land! There are boats, but they ask for Tokens! What the hell are Tokens?! I am stuck with no friends, and no bullets! WHY ARE THERE NO BULLETS?! (He glances out the window.) Of course, naked ladies are improvement... (He suddenly turns and points at you.) But! I have job to do. Must protect base! You, my funny gunless friend, must help me! What is like bullet here? What can Sasha fire to hurt things? I hear of think called Kobold Slingshot Bullet. Sound like bullet, yes? Get for me 3 Kobold Slingshot Bullet. I will wait...and watch naked ladies.

Obtain 3 Kobold Slingshot Bullets and bring them to Ernmass at the Inn.

Ernmass Oh, thank you... He keeps asking for a "sandvich"... I'm afraid to tell him I don't know what that is! Here, let me give him these... [If you select "Keep"]: Ernmass Oh, do you need those? Sure, sure, I just hope that thing understands... [If you select "Give"]: [[File:{{{npc}}} (NPC Icon).png|text-bottom|35px]] [[{{{npc}}}]] Delivered [[3 Kobold Slingshot Bullet|3 Kobold Slingshot Bullet]] The Heavy Hey hey! My friend! I am enjoying the scenery in your town...heh heh. And now I have bullets! Ladies and bullets! Life has never been so good! (Against your better judgement, you ask about cake.) What? You want cake? Silly gunless friend, I have no cake. I have this, though. You may take. For helping Sasha. Come here, my gun... Ah...I should be going. With bullets, I can break tree blocking portal home. Thank you again. You should visit sometime! Kill many people! Fit right in! Ha ha! (The Heavy leaves in a hurry.) Ernmass Finally... I really can't thank you enough... Oh, this is something the guest left. He probably won't be back, so you should take it, <Sylas>. [[File:{{{npc}}} (NPC Icon).png|text-bottom|35px]] [[{{{npc}}}]] Reward: Combine Helmet or Headcrab [[File:{{{npc}}} (NPC Icon).png|text-bottom|35px]] [[{{{npc}}}]] Reward: Crowbar (Fiona), Crowbar Staff (Evie, or Twin Crowbars (Lann) [[File:{{{npc}}} (NPC Icon).png|text-bottom|35px]] [[{{{npc}}}]] You received the title: PWND by GLaDOS.